Roadkill on the information superhighway

Weekend in brief

- Excellent wedding.

- Bride looked beautiful.

- Groom scrubbed up alright too.

- My girlfriend was the most stunningly gorgeous bridesmaid in history (I may be slightly biased, but it’s still true, so there).

- Lovely church; beautiful reception venue (apart from the toilets, which were shocking).

- Wedding band were mostly very good, but they did murder a couple of songs.

- Not all that impressed with Premier Inn. “Good night’s sleep guaranteed”? Not by the side of a main road it’s not.

- Four and a half hour journey back is rubbish, although Dav, Aimée, Emma and me getting out of the cars to have a chat while we sat in the gridlock on the M26 made it much more fun.

- Stupidly tired now, but well worth it.

- Erm, that’s it.